25 ways to annoy Alucard

 

1.      Ask him if he will let you to kill him

2.      Kick him in the shin and run away

3.      Glomp him

4.      Steal his hat…

5.      …Steal his jacket…

6.      …Steal his sunglasses…

7.      …Steal his gun…

8.      …Then come to him yelling, “Hey, I’m Alucard, I’m the immortal bastard who wants to kill everyone Hahaha!!!”

9.      Show him the pictures of naked Seras

10.  Cough at him

11.  Ask him if he’s in love with Integra

12.  Ask him if he’s gay

13.  Say that Walter’s in love with him

14.  Switch his pistols with water guns

15.  Dye his hair pink

16.  Switch his sunglasses with normal glasses

17.  Glue paper saying “Kick me if you can” on his back…

18.  …Then make Anderson do it

19.  Make out with Seras right in front of him

20.  Rape him o_O

21.  Ask him if he ever kissed a girl

22.  …If he says “yes” ask him if he’s sure that it wasn’t a guy

23.  Show him AxS hentai

24.  Put a bomb in his toilet

25.  …And after all of that ask him if he wants to be your friend