25 ways to annoy Alucard
1. Ask him if he will let you to kill him
2. Kick him in the shin and run away
3. Glomp him
4. Steal his hat…
5. …Steal his jacket…
6. …Steal his sunglasses…
7. …Steal his gun…
8. …Then come to him yelling, “Hey, I’m Alucard, I’m the immortal bastard who wants to kill everyone Hahaha!!!”
9. Show him the pictures of naked Seras
10. Cough at him
11. Ask him if he’s in love with Integra
12. Ask him if he’s gay
13. Say that Walter’s in love with him
14. Switch his pistols with water guns
15. Dye his hair pink
16. Switch his sunglasses with normal glasses
17. Glue paper saying “Kick me if you can” on his back…
18. …Then make Anderson do it
19. Make out with Seras right in front of him
20. Rape him o_O
21. Ask him if he ever kissed a girl
22. …If he says “yes” ask him if he’s sure that it wasn’t a guy
23. Show him AxS hentai
24. Put a bomb in his toilet
25. …And after all of that ask him if he wants to be your friend